sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

ofuckme:

theres nothing funnier than a girl wearing heels to a concert 

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

trib4lheart:

pa—nacea:

mistressfeferi:

hopelessbaka:

at least gravity is attracted to me

idk man, he looks attractive too

holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

breadboxes:

LISTEN HERE U LITTLE SHIT  i love u